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we shape our tool and then our tools steal us money

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people

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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow

The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money.

Enjoy poverty!

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. You do not like money, money is the reason men fight.

You can give change for a dollar in 293 different coin variations. Good luck!

About 1 out of every 2 million people will die by falling out of bed. Be careful, not funny.

If the human stomach doesn’t produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks it will totally digest it’s self. Weird!

There are 31,557,600 seconds in a year. A leap year has 31,622,400 seconds. Amazing!

Did you know a slug has not only one nose but four? What a lot of people call a nose on a slug is actually a breathing pore called a pneumostome.

The price of the Titanic cost about \$7 million to build and the price of the Titanic movie was about \$200 million to make. Unbelievable!

The average person laughs 15 times per day. Hahaha!

Snails can sleep for up to 3 years.

In 1938, Time Magazine chose Adolf Hitler for man of the year.

Apple Inc. has more money than U.S government

It would take about 1,000 to watch every video on Youtube

If the time flies when you're having fun, Don't pessimists live longer then optimists?

Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.

If everything is possible... Is it possible for something to be impossible?

Were dinosaurs were too heavy for the Ark?

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Mister. Spare some change?

every coin given is one coin lost

I bet you can't hit me with one euro.

I'll bet one euro you are reading this sing.

Hey! why don't you donate some body parts? I hear they are looking for assholes!!

Can you spare just \$2? Ranji is a 9 yr. old boy living in Namibia. He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day, he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty old bike with a bent wheel, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just \$2, we will send you the video – it's fucking hilarious

How could the world end in 2012 if I had yoghurt which expires in 2013?

The first man to milk the Cow... What was he thinking?

If a robot does "the robot". Is it still called "the robot" or just dancing?

If actions are stronger the words, why is the pen mightier then a sword?

If you aren't suposse to talk to strangers, How are you suposse to find new friends?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Give away all your money! Rapture is coming!

Money is my God. If you think God will help you then quit your job and see how much he cares.